
The opportunity to pay some anonymous guy just so you can kick him in the balls for $20 exists in Las Vegas for real. This is not fake news. You can watch several YouTube videos in which you can see for yourself the real-world (unedited) goings on. These behaviors may seem odd, but are not odd by Las Vegas standards.
Recently. while I was on the Las Vegas Strip near Caesars Palace, I saw with my own eyes a guy in the real world extending such an offer to people passing by him on a pedestrian bridge. It is just “not my thing” to pay a guy to kick him in his balls out in public in front of tourists, but I was inspired to create the fictional illustrated story to attempt to preserve this one priceless example of Las Vegas culture in the 21st century.
And the Sign Said: “Kick My Balls $20”
He was someone who could repair just about anything anyone could imagine. Vincenzo was a standout as a shy, good-looking Italian American male from a small town in a midwestern state. He had little practical social experience in real life and not much imagination. While Vincenzo was not actually dumb, he never would be mistaken for a genius, either. In Las Vegas he became successful at in-home fix-it work that earned him a loyal customer base. Paul, a photographer, was shopping inside one of those sprawling Vegas home construction and supply department stores when he saw Vincenzo. Paul overheard Vincenzo telling a store clerk about doing fix-it work locally and saw the bright letters on his T-shirt. So, Paul approached Vincenzo about possibly hiring him for fix-it work. To be honest, what actually caught Paul’s attention, however, was the visual presentation Vincenzo had—a strong masculine and sexy look in tight blue jeans and tool belt.







